The Zeenuian Big Book of Records is a book Sheen gave the idea for in Keeping Up with the Gronzes.

Known Records and Their HoldersEdit

  • Best Joint Cracker: Sheen Estevez
  • Most Times Exclaiming "Wonderful!" After Hearing About Records: The Emperor
  • Longest Time Without Blinking: Pinter (this may not be in the record book, but Pinter said it could be a record)
  • Longest Time Spent in Someone Else's Bellybutton: Sheen Estevez
  • Tallest Stack of Books: Sheen Estevez